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Joke of the Day

"How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there! I've killed 15 zombies so far! And why the hell are they all carrying candy?"

"I'm in so much debt... I could start a government."

"When I was a kid I used to ask my my papa... ""Whatcha doin?"" Papa would say, ""I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS."" Best advice ever."

"What do more than half the U.S. population consider a gay marriage? Still not recognizable"

"TIFU by burning my post oops retoast"

"so, Spring has sprung & love must be in the air, cause that's the 4th cloud I've seen shaped like an erection today. see it kids?! THERE!!"

"I think you scientists did a great job of making old people's d-i-c-k-s hard. How 'bout you guys take a look at cancer and stuff now."

"How many people does it take to post a joke on /r/jokes One"

"The Indian baking festival was kind of a bust. It was a naan event."

"When I was a kid we didn't add flavor to our medicine and it tasted like shit but we liked it because we liked being not dead."