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Joke of the Day

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches! Thought you all would like this one."

"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"

"Yo Mama so fat... Yo Mama so fat , you can see what's behind her !"

"the year is 2042. a man is fired for doing ""the robot"" in a mixed crowd of humans and androids at the company xmas party."

"Cop - ""sir, are you a salamander?"" Me - [is 9 inches long. enjoys a mixed diet of earthworms, flies, beetles and vegetation]"

"I was furious when I found my wife's profile on an on-line dating website. That lying bitch isn't, ""Fun to be around."""

"Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions)."

"How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan? Lightbulb."

"How did Hitler check the price of his clothes? He looked at the Reichstag."

"What is big, black, and very long? A black hole"