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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"
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"One day the mailman is going to murder my whole family and my dog will be like ""Ha. Who needs to quit yapping and go lay down now?"""
"I'm white, but not have good credit white."
"What's Edward Elric's favorite band? My Alchemical Romance"
"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that can breathe underwater? Gil."
"What do you call a matador who lost to the bull? A mat'o'gore."
"It's not that I think I'm out of your league. Its more that I'm not even sure we're playing the same sport."
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem ... Comes out of nowhere!"
"As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives And that fucker looked depressed."
"Girl, is your name Hoover? Cuz damn!"