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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan? Lightbulb."
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"Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."
"If there is a better way to memorialize your parakeet than by tattooing his name on your ass, I'd certainly like to hear it."
"What did they say about both the winner and the loser of the sock-pairing competition? His pairs are unmatched!"
"I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take awhile for me to get hard, I got laid this morning"""
"Am sorry boss, I know I said I'd do that report this morning. But the girl next to me on the train was wearing a short skirt, & I forgot I even had a job."
"My love for shampoo is unconditioner."
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."
"My dyslexic girlfriend tries really hard but always ends up 96ing me."