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Joke of the Day

"I was furious when I found my wife's profile on an on-line dating website. That lying bitch isn't, ""Fun to be around."""

"A good way to meet a lot of cops is to put a ""Baby On Board"" sticker on a picnic basket tied to a motorcycle."

"Why did the cows cross the road? They wanted to go to the mooo....vies"

"[Interview] ""Describe yourself in one word."" Me: Lethargic."

"Just heard Justin Bieber vowed not to return to the UK after his disastrous tour here. Well done the UK. Well done."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuckup cunts"

"Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni"

"what's a good pick-up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"The phrase, ""Don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate."

"How do you get wishes from cheese? You fed-a-genie!"