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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama so fat... Yo Mama so fat , you can see what's behind her !"
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"An atom asks another atom, Do these protons make my mass look big?"
"Doctor says, ""I've got good news and bad news..."" The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's. The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!"
"""I believe I can fry"" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application"
"why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know..."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay to see a lentil."
"Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home"
"If you can't love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot."
"My fake ID's finally ready. Can't wait to order off the kids' menu!!"
"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."