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Joke of the Day
"Why Does Donald Trump Oppose Single Payer? Because he is a Toupeer"
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"What is the medical name for the operation that changes a person's sex from female to male? An addadicktome."
"What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format? PDF puh-duh... ffffff"
"If anyone can put the ""i"" in ""Team"" it's Apple."
"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."
"I'm not a proctologist ... ... but I know an asshole when I see one."
"I saw a report that teen pregnancy is falling.... But child obesity is rising. Just proves no one wants to fuck a fatty."
"There should be a ""Life of Pi"" TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week."
"What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed"
"Two Part Joke Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock Knock [Whose There] It's the Chicken!"