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Joke of the Day
"What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed"
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"What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels."
"I think my optometrist is falling in love with me... Every time I leave his office he hands me a sample of contact solution and says, ""Eye care for you"""
"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went."
"I never run with scissors Those last two words were unnecessary"
"Bath Humor Want to hear a dirty joke? Ray rolled in the mud Want to hear a clean joke? Ray took a bath with bubbles Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door"
"i love nature :) sittin in grass, soakin up sun, listenin to all those weird ringtones that come from those animals in the trees or whatever"
"Q: who was the world's first carpenter? A: Eve, she made Adam's banana stand!"
"YO' MAMA IS SO FAT... GODZILLA Yo' Mama is so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure."
"I just drank coffee I forgot on the counter this morning. It was so cold and bitter I wrote it an alimony check."