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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."

"Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws."

"Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!"

"Usain Bolt is like a Police Officer He starts off following black men, then catches up and beats them."

"The E. coli in the city water supply means I am just one glass away from my goal weight."

"Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leaguesof course!"

"Jesus might love me but my girlfriend gives me blowjobs so religion is stupid."

"people said my days of misquoting famous idioms were over but I'm like a phoenix rising from molasses"

"What do we want? Race Car Noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeoooooooowwwww!"

"Did you hear about the German republication of Mein Kampf? It's causing a lot of Fuhrer."