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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a proctologist ... ... but I know an asshole when I see one."

"What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!"

"I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume"

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"It's amazing that whales have evolved to live for over 700 years and humans have evolved to spread misinformation online! Nature's wonders!"

"a man comes into a bar... or was it a horse? yeah i think it was a horse. so a man comes into a horse...."

"I tried growing some thin fruit last month But there's been slim pickings."

"[presentation] GUY WITH A COMBOVER NAMED IAN: So that's our plan for the next year. Any questions? ME: Why did you call your combover Ian?"

"The sincerest form of flattery is having a robot from the future sent back in time to kill you. Imitation is a distant second."

"Why doesn't Muad'Dib like the Spice Girls? They remind him too much of his mother. I'll see myself out."