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Joke of the Day
"What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format? PDF puh-duh... ffffff"
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"How come Spider-Man didn't get the most obvious spider trait? Black."
"""Boss, I've got a probl-"" ""There are no such things as problems, only opportunities"" ""Oh, ok. I've got a serious drinking opportunity"""
"Dear Santa, My ex was very naughty this year. But I was very good. So you can just send me all his presents."
"It's so hot outside that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof."
"Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention? Because he was Snowden!"
"The name Corey is short for Coriander. Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying."
"Knock knock. Who's there? The Jews. The Jews who? Don't question us, that's anti semitic."
"No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs! 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"
"Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots"