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Joke of the Day

"What is the medical name for the operation that changes a person's sex from female to male? An addadicktome."

"When the UPS guy hands you that pad where you digitally sign your name, you can put anything. Today I put ""lame shorts"" and nothing happened"

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender looks at him and says: ""I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"""

"Remember, life isn't about accumulating stuff. It's about making people insanely jealous of your stuff."

"I walked by a girl the other day who I swore had twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozen tit?"

"My friend told me he wanted to join the Spanish Inquisition the other day. I managed to Torquemada it."

"I said to my wife's mother ""when you're dead, I'll dance in your grave."" she said: ""Good, I'm being buried at sea."""

"How to play the Michael Brown drinking game Just stand there and take the 8 shots."

"Jesse James married my sister. He's know my brother out-law"

"I just started watching a documentary about Abu Hamza... I'm hooked!"