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Joke of the Day
"I just bought sunglasses off of the black market The trade was very shady."
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"On a Scale of 1 to 10, How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter? 9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*"
"Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award? Everything gets recycled."
"Change is hard So don't throw coins."
"My girlfriend says I'm an idiot with money. But I'm tellin' ya, she's wrong! I'm an idiot with no money!"
"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"
"How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fish"
"The government closed my non-profit clean needle exchange because we were just wiping 'em off with an old rag."
"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."
"""We should see other people"" PIGEON: coo ""It's not u it's me"" - coo ""I'm breaking up w/ u"" - coo ""I'm sleeping w/ ur brother"" - not coo"