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Joke of the Day
"Origami Belts They're a waist of paper"
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"I told my friends that I'm going on a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."
"Lazy is a strong word. I prefer to say that the stars are reaching for me"
"Anne Boleyn: My love, I wait for but one word from you Henry VIII: New phone who dis Anne: Your wife Henry VIII: Lol which one"
"Why are gametes so popular? Because sex sells!"
"You know what they say about people with big feet. They have big shoes"
"10, 27, 28, 30, 32 walk into a bar... 10 says ""I'm drinking age, I swear!"" The bartender says ""Outlier!"""
"Why do so many girls wear sweaters that say 'SuperDry'... It's not like us boys wear sweaters saying 'micropenis'"
"I like how when you pull down on a paper towel dispenser you either get half a paper towel or half the roll."
"My doctor says i have that ""Hannah Montana"" illness He said it was a Miley Virus"