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Joke of the Day

"10, 27, 28, 30, 32 walk into a bar... 10 says ""I'm drinking age, I swear!"" The bartender says ""Outlier!"""

"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel."

"Over the past year my sexual perversions have been getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom."

"Next time someone knocks on your bathroom stall say ""Sorry, I'm with a client."""

"I went to a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'"

"Definitions Bigamist - An Italian fog. Myfunsalow - ""I am broke"" in Italian. Innuendo - Italian for suppository."

"According to the latest statistics, most accidents with toasters and bathtubs happen at home."

"Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train? Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)"

"How many Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."