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Joke of the Day
"Lazy is a strong word. I prefer to say that the stars are reaching for me"
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"Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do? Pier pressure"
"I was out of tanning oil once, so I used PAM Cooking Spray. The tan didn't stick."
"I love how racism works they blame black guys for stealing because they can't see anything in the dark"
"What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs"
"A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot The next day he woke up and shouted ""Where's my ship!?"""
"How do you catch a polar bear? Go to the north pole and dig a hole in the ice. Set some peas around the hole and when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ice-hole."
"They say that all things come in threes and yeah maybe I did too once because I was really drunk and she looked like a five."
"Black lives matter Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."
"What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby."