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"Why are gametes so popular? Because sex sells!"
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"""Ebola"" is trending on Twitter... ...does that mean it's gone viral?"
"Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize."
"Why do black people smell bad? So blind people can hate them too"
"why do birds sudenly appear every time you are near and how do u always manage to fit that many birds in ur mouth to begin with"
"Did you know Helen Keller had a very pretty dollhouse? Neither did she."
"If you're having a weird pain today remember, tons of people die from that stuff all the time."
"Getting rejected by women? Try my new question: ""If I were to ask you out, would you say no?"" Sometimes it just feels good to get a ""Yes""."
"Luis Suarez is to appear in the next Star Wars film. He'll play Chewbacca's brother, Chewshoulder."
"All my party planning skills revolve around exit strategies."