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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about people with big feet. They have big shoes"
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"""I have a particular set of spills,"" Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken."
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"""Popping your cherry"" is more a female term 4 losing ones virginity. What can guys call it? How about bleeding white?"
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"The guy no one likes walked into a bar and said ""You lost The Game."""