63159

Joke of the Day

"My doctor says i have that ""Hannah Montana"" illness He said it was a Miley Virus"

"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."

"You know, I just love whiteboards... They're remarkable."

"If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?"

"Idiot White Supremacist Why did the idiot white supremacist burn a cross on the wife-beater's lawn? He heard the abuser's wife had two black guys at once"

"How do you know adam and eve weren't black ? Ever try to take a rib from a nigger ?"

"There's one fantasy scene in 50 Shades of Grey that I'd love to be part of in real life... ...specifically, the part where the protagonist gets a job straight out of college."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up."

"What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal? \*Tips waitress*"

"DATING TIP: Be a gentleman. Hold her door. Hold her hand. Hold her purse. Hold her for ransom. Demand a chopper. Fly away. Start a new life."