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Joke of the Day

"My doctor says i have that ""Hannah Montana"" illness He said it was a Miley Virus"

"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."

"Can a ninja bring a ninja star into the airport? Shuriken."

"Black and white... I've just woken up with black and white squares all over my face. I'll have to get this checked."

"The guy that invented the heimlich maneuver died today... needless to say I'm a little choked up"

"This is yr brain. This is yr brain on drugs. *turns page* This is yr brain on the beach at Cancun! Awwww, yr brain on yr honeymoon. *turns p"

"Q: Why did the chicken say ""Meow oink bow-wow and moo?"" A: He was studying foreign languages."

"i don't know if that's a burrito in your pocket or if you're happy to see me but at that size i'd be interested in both"

"If Donald Trump was a communist, instead of saying ""Grab her by the pussy"" he would have said ""Seize the means of reproduction."""

"The only way that Mexico will build and pay for the wall... ..is after Trump runs the economy into the ground and Mexico has to keep the illegal job-seeking Americans out."