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Joke of the Day

"Anne Boleyn: My love, I wait for but one word from you Henry VIII: New phone who dis Anne: Your wife Henry VIII: Lol which one"

"Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't."

"What do you call the foreskin on a gay guy..? Mud flaps"

"Why cant you suprise a snow man? Because its an inanimate object."

"I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk."

"Gary Johnson in an Interview.. Reporter: Knock Knock! Gary Johnson: Who's there? Reporter: What is Alep Gary Johnson: What is Alepwho? Reporter: a-are you serious?"

"A man died and the whole country was in mourning then it became the afternoon, followed by the evening and then the night."

"Son, your mother and I looked at your browser history. Frankly, it's not pretty. Do you for real need a walkthrough for Call Of Duty"

"How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke? You skip the punchline."

"When a black guy pulls a knife on me on the subway I remind him he doesn't have to feed into racial stereotypes. Then I usually get stabbed."