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Joke of the Day

"Anne Boleyn: My love, I wait for but one word from you Henry VIII: New phone who dis Anne: Your wife Henry VIII: Lol which one"

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"My leg goes to sleep as soon as the dog starts humping it. I'm afraid they're married."

"TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich. Oops wrong sub."

"Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers? You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live."

"Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response"

"Hoo-dini And now I wait.........."

"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Ah dam!"

"Why did the console gamer faint when they visited the art gallery There were too many frames"