73721
Joke of the Day
"HUNG LESBIAN how can you tell a lesbian is hung? she has really long fingers"
Next Joke
"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever."""
"If it weren't for smoke detectors, I'd never know when my food was ready."
"Hostess: Table for one? Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AMIRITE? Hostess: ... Me: ... Hostess: ... Me: Yes, one please."
"What does a drama student do while stuck in math class? She Cos(plays)"
"Why did the Shitaki left the party? It was too crowded and there wasnt mushroom. It's a pitty he left... He is a funghi!"
"No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it."
"Why did the black child cross the road? To get to the other side"
"A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right' said his mother 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'"