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Joke of the Day
"If it weren't for smoke detectors, I'd never know when my food was ready."
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"What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make? ITS RAWR!"
"The only meal my girlfriend ever makes for me is alphabet soup because even when we aren't fighting she still loves to put words in my mouth"
"What's a member of ISIS's favorite game? Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!"
"Why can't you starve in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."
"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? NSFW *gagging noise*"
"The two things to remember when ur a pothead 1)U lose short term memory 2) Damn! I know there's something else"
"The Man-whisperer. My dog at 6am."
"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Because of anticipated traffic numbers!"
"When Gregor Mendel did his groundbreaking experiments with pea plants, ... ...it was a classic case of publish or parish."