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Joke of the Day

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.* *Only a fraction of you will understand this."

"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."

"What do you call 2 Asians playing basketball? Won on Won. 2 Mexicans playing basketball: Juan on Juan. 2 Indians playing basketball: Khan on Khan."

"How many NYC cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to get to the same side."

"We don't need a Voting Rights Act. If we just give all the votes to rich people, then democracy will just trickle down to everyone else."

"I tried to grab some fog. I mist."

"Me: Sit. Dog: (confused dog look) Me: Stay! Dog: (continues packing suitcase)"

"Autocorrect just changed ""Selfies"" to ""Selfless"" so I just took a picture without me in it."

"I just killed a pizza boy and now I have to kill another one It's the domino effect"