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Joke of the Day

"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever."""

"BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"

"Responding to every question with ""deez nuts"" has alienated everyone close to me, but it has been worth it"

"What bees makes the best milk ? Boob-bees And also this is my first time using Reddit and my account is only 30 minutes old by the time of this post so I have no idea what I am doing"

"I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial."

"Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane? He was Travelling Light"

"Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink? Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :)."

"Did you hear about the schizophrenic accounts manager? He couldn't help but hear invoices inside his head."

"The annual Procrastination meeting Has been postponed..."

"Advertisers think we're like ""Oh a pop-up ad is in the way of the thing I actually want to watch? I should purchase whatever it's selling!"""