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Joke of the Day
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever."""
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"I could be a stripper if guys want to see a girl get stuck trying to take off her turtleneck followed by an on-stage panic attack."
"Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton? He sat under the durian tree."
"Son: ""Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential?"" Dad: ""Hmm. You are my son. Of that, I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."""
"I need a good pun about Calvinism"
"Sex Survey Says The Kinseys did a survey of sexual practices in a town. Half the town admitted they masturbated. The other half lied."
"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!!"
"My Friend Has A Dyslexic Skin Condition My friend has a dyslexic skin condition. He wears his blood on his sleeve."
"How to know if a cat is male or female, from far ? Put a cup of milk on the floor. If he comes it's a male and if she comes it's a female !"
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decalfinated."