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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black child cross the road? To get to the other side"
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"Don't beat your children... Give them informative physical connections."
"[First date] Me: What do you prefer, flat or sparkling? Him: Water? Me: No, my personality."
"TOP REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES: 1) Ted Cruz 2) A gun 3) Your racist uncle 4) A gun in a cowboy hat 5) Jeb Bush 6) Literally a turd"
"How do Reavers clean their harpoons? They put them through the Wash."
"when life gives you lemons, use their natural acidity to temporarily blind your opponent"
"Yo Mama So Poor.... She can't afford to fly off the handle, when she gets mad, she has to greyhound off the handle."
"Sorry I booped your nose during your meltdown .."
"What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol? No L"
"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"