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Joke of the Day
"No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it."
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"Apparently half of men have a problem with premature ejaculation The rest of us just don't think its a problem."
"Instead of yet another love song, someone should write a song about wanting to be left alone for fifteen minutes."
"Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land."
"Is there a punchline to this chemistry joke? Nobelium"
"That toddler on a leash at the mall might be an unstoppable killing machine. You really don't know."
"I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things."
"What do you call a bra stretched across a road? A booby-trap"
"Trying not to ask my blind roommate if he masturbated too much."
"If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many."