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Joke of the Day

"Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road? because... chicken.lel"

"Whats a tacticians favorite cut of meat? Flank"

"I always said ""Aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."" But apparently that's not a valid excuse and I can't work for NASA anymore."

"What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad"

"There's a fine line between numerator and denominator."

"I discovered the number one reason OP never delivers. #"

"I use awkward numerical range description anywhere between 13 and 4 times a day."

"How can a cat walk with no feet? He can't, it's impawsible."

"[therapy] HIM: Should we talk about the elephant in the room? ME: I don't like to talk about him ELEPHANT: Ok wow I'm like right here man"

"What is the difference between a woman and a forklift? There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand."