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Joke of the Day

"I always said ""Aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."" But apparently that's not a valid excuse and I can't work for NASA anymore."

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"The corner store started carrying Ben & Jerry's Creme Brulee ice cream so if anybody needs me I'll be fat"
"Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old."
"25- 35 year olds"
"Sex is like a snowstorm... Sex is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10"" overnight you are *not* moving the next day."
"I took my cat to Build-A-Bear so he could see what's going to happen to him if he pees on the carpet again."
"Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car? He had Gnocchi."
"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"Calm down! I'm not officially late until I actually get there."
"Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs."