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Joke of the Day

"I use awkward numerical range description anywhere between 13 and 4 times a day."

"Donald trumps next book should be called ... The gift of the grab."

"What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator? An alligator."

"The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia"

"Can't figure out why my dog licks his balls. They taste fcuking disgusting."

"What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button."

"Why are Saturday and Sunday strong? Because all the other days are week days."

"[NSFW] What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"So, a neckbeard walks into a bar... Just kidding! They don't even leave the basement!"

"A guy walks into a building with his boss. Ouch. You'd think that at least one of them should have seen it. EDIT: A twist on the classic ""a guy walks into a bar"" joke."