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Joke of the Day
"My niece was fired from the chicken farm today She was caught poaching eggs"
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"To make small talk interesting, stare inquisitively at one spot on the person's face until they self-consciously touch it."
"Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!"
"I like to play chess in the park with bald men... ...Although sometimes it's hard to find 32 of them."
"I wouldn't take a bullet for you but I'd definitely push someone in front of you to take it for you. Same thing."
"In the future: ""So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them."" ""So what happened?"" ""Apparently god disagreed."""
"Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants? ""What's up britches!"" What did the shoes say to the black underpants? ""Whassup my knickers?"""
"What can you tell your dog but not your girlfriend? Sit down and beg There are a million answers to this. Come on reddit, make my day better."
"What do you call a fake Irish diamond? A shamrock."
"A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals. Nobody likes dictators"