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Joke of the Day
"Whats a tacticians favorite cut of meat? Flank"
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"I'm in such a weird place in my life right now. Literally. This shop only sells Owls and Mayonnaise."
"Just spent 15 minutes explaining football to my 5-year-old daughter. Now I think I'll go explain health care reform to the cat."
"I saw a reddit post teasing Australia about being upside down. So I went ahead and gave it an Australian upvote."
"Undertaker: ""What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?"" Wife: ""Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."""
"Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters"
"What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch? Patio Furniture."
"What do you call sex with a french midget? Bone a petite"
"Don't worry. Nobody else wants Sharona."
"What do you mean pi r square? Pies are round"