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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad"
Next Joke
"Someone stole my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about that."
"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on"
"You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams."
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing indians."
"where did alice go during the explosion? everywhere"
"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."
"women's rights"
"What kind of cars do shellfish drive? Mussel cars."
"Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart"