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Joke of the Day

"your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig"

"Did you hear the one about the church that burned down? Holy Smokes!"

"I stole a toilet seat from a police station once, and they never figured out it was me. They had nothing to go on."

"My drinking team has a bowling problem."

"What joke did drake get when talking to diddy? The punchline"

"It's funny because it's true So a catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer. the end"

"I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans"

"Two atoms walking down the street ... ... one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron"". The other replies ""F*ck me, a talking atom!"""

"here is a joke said no german ever"

"God plays Sims You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action."