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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the church that burned down? Holy Smokes!"
Next Joke
"I've got a new pet salamander.. I named it Tiny because it is my newt"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !"
"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Jeremy, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."""
"My father told me that I should condition more and shampoo less I told him to stop getting in the shower with me"
"What do you call a sad watermelon? melancholy"
"What's the fastest way to get a ripped body? Take highwhey."
"Heard this one from my trumpet playing band director Does anyone know the Trumpeteer handshake? ""Hi, I'm better than you"""
"only joke i ever made up.. What did the papa pear tree say to his effeminate male son? GROW A PAIR!"
"What's big, green and cries in the corner? The Incredible Sulk"