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Joke of the Day

"I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans"

"Why is Bud light kinda like making love on a canoe? Because it's like fucking close to water."

"If the earth is round why is there no round 2?"

"My mate says I don't understand irony... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."

"I had some good news today; a TV Station have commissioned my new show about what goes on inside a cockpit. We're filming the pilot next week."

"If you are unsure whether your kitten is male or female try this: - Tickle it - If HE laughs it's a male - If SHE laughs it's a female"

"This midlife crisis has a lot less bank heists and high speed car chases than I had imagined."

"If you've met someone a few times but still can't remember their name, one trick is to avoid them for the rest of your life."

"How is the Torah like Kidz Bop? It's for yids, by yids!"

"Hereditary Irritable Bowel Syndrome Runs in the family."