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Joke of the Day

"I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans"

"Why did Hitler invade Hungary? Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)"

"Why does Oedipus hate profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth."

"What do you get when you have seven dragon balls? Nothing! This is real life."

"Knock knock joke I came up with over Christmas Knock knock Who's there? Would you like to talk about Jesus?"

"What is the difference between a fridge and a pussy? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Have you heard about the Indian that set the track for Native American's to vote? He was the little Injun that could"

"Public bathrooms are why parkour was invented."

"Therapist: We must remove our masks and express our true selves Yoga instructor: True Nutritionist: So wise Raccoon: This is bullshit, Alan"

"Me: Santa, why are women so scary? Santa: dude come on, I make $8.50 an hour, get off me."