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Joke of the Day
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"What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !"
"2:40 is the opposite of 4:20 If you wake up at 2:40 you're in rehab and detoxing."
"I think my car must be Jewish It always needs to be gassed."
"Ever have the shower curtain touch you unexpectedly and start karate chopping the air?? No, me either."
"I work at a bar, don't like it but it pays good. I just kneaded the Dough. EDIT: Not bar, bakery. Sand autocorrect. Never use Reddit on a phone."
"My sister's husband overdosed on Viagra... she took it hard."
"How do you kill Donald Trump? You dont, that would be a poor life decision you would most likely be imprisoned. But you get to practice your TRUMPet."
"I've never been one for Nazi jokes... I've been nein for them."
"Hey girl... You must be pretty massive because I'm (gravitationally) attracted to you."