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Joke of the Day
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"Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016"
"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."
"I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big."
"What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish."
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!"
"you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous"
"Apparently telling someone you'll catch their next wedding is unacceptable, whatevers."
"American beer is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water (Heard from Monty Python)"
"Yet another yo mama joke Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips."