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Joke of the Day

"It's funny because it's true So a catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer. the end"

"I wanted to tell you this great Ebola joke. You probably won't get it."

"Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter? Because she was a little tart."

"What are the similarities between the sun and a bikini 1. They are both hot 2. They both look better when going down and 3. They both go down at night"

"I saw a woman with no arms today... ...she was statuesque."

"The ancient Egyptians loved cat videos."

"I read my kids a few select Facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, ""This is why we have to stay in school"""

"I'll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I'm trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks"

"Do you want to hear a joke about potassium? K."

"I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but... His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!"