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Joke of the Day

"Had a very hot curry last night and now my asshole is on fire ... I'm suffering from deja vindaloo."

"Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio? He stopped believing in stereotypes."

"Why people don't offer chair to Sean Connery when he comes? Because he shits on it."

"When someone asks if I want to hold their baby, I casually mention that I'm constantly tempted to see how far I can throw things."

"What's 5q + 5q?"

"Someone made a song about Pokeballs It was pretty catchy"

"Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night"

"Sir, you will have to stop masturbating. ""Why, doctor?"" ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone? It's two tired."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.... Let the down-votes ensue :)"