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Joke of the Day

"Had a very hot curry last night and now my asshole is on fire ... I'm suffering from deja vindaloo."

"Two guys walk down the street And one falls through the window"

"What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself."

"I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?"

"Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? Better traction in the mud."

"I'll have you know my grandfather was killed by a Nazi. He committed suicide"

"How do the Chinese decide on their next porn star? They hold an erection..."

"How do I take my coffee? Uh..Orally. Why? How do you take it? Freak."

"What makes mexican and black jokes so similar? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"My depressed son once confided in me, to which I replied: ""Don't worry, you're my reason to smile... ... because you're a joke."""