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Joke of the Day

"Had a very hot curry last night and now my asshole is on fire ... I'm suffering from deja vindaloo."

"Husband says to his wife ""you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back!"" She says ""what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."""

"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Asian population is getting."

"Did you hear about the salad who went missing? All they found were its chard romaines"

"Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*"

"An infectious disease enters a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here."" It replies, ""Well, your not a very good host."" It isn't mine, my doctor told me this one"

"How did the mermaid get into a car crash? ...because she was fish tailing!"

"How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar? Both can't take down anything."

"What's the turnover rate for pornstars? 100%"

"I think I have just enough followers to start a decent sized cult"