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Joke of the Day
"My drinking team has a bowling problem."
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"If tom cats refuse to eat their food Are they boycatting it?"
"So my friends played a practical joke on me They gave me a candy bar & told me it was chocolate, but it was actually carob. Fucking carob terrorists!"
"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."
"Let's find some common ground so I can tell you my fucking life story."
"What did the fish scream when its tank cracked? ""Dam-it!"""
"If you meet a woman who says your name with the same passion she says pumpkin spice latte you should marry her immediately"
"A new report indicates Brazilians no longer support the 2016 Olympics They're too busy raising the team for the 2036 Special Olympics."
"Are we sure the wise men who brought frankincense and myrrh weren't just trying to sign Mary up for their essential oils pyramid scheme?"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Give me a beer and a mop."""