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Joke of the Day

"A man cuts a hunk of meat from his torso and cooks it in a pan. As he bleeds out, he realises: ""I've made a big me-steak"""

"Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,""Olive or twist?"""

"*adds lol to the end of a message to sound less mean*"

"Why are white people bad at chess? They think all the white pieces are kings."

"Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped? Demeter wasn't working."

"Did you guys hear about the Trump winery? It's only whites."

"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."

"Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you? Jewhitsyou."

"My friend has a PHD. Even though he only has a Public Highschool Diploma, he has been living a pretty happy life. Side note: My father loves to make this joke, so I had to share."

"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry"