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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where do bees go on their day off? A: To the wax museum."
Next Joke
"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."
"They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall. They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath."
"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""
"One positive of Arnold Palmer's passing... He's six under for the first time in years..."
"""I'm your biggest fan."" -- That humongous talking fan you bought from that magician"
"I'm the last one on Earth... My diet is now peanut butter, honey please come back."
"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."
"Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !"
"Me blacking out when I'm drunk is God's way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business."