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Joke of the Day

"[groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars? It stars Harrison Fjord."

"What function puts you in the danger zone The LOG^^^gins function!"

"Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza"

"Favorite lame DAD joke"

"WIFE: you need a haircut ME: I do not WIFE: *whistles and a little bird pops up on top of my head, chirping* ME: shhhh, she just had babies"

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job"

"[stops girl before she walks in the puddle] ""I got this one babe, *pulling out a straw* stand back"""

"Why did the window blush? Because it could see the weather changing."

"I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes."

"What do feminists and zookeepers have in common? Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone."