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Joke of the Day

"Why do all kids with down syndrome look like they came from the same father? And the shuttle to hell is boarding if anyone cares to join me...."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints"

"What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot? Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another."

"If necessity is the mother of invention why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?"

"What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid? One's a tragic Mick..."

"The thing about liking Kanye is that no matter how into him you are, you're AT BEST his #2 fan."

"A cop stops a guy for speeding and he tells him:"" I had a feeling I'll give a fine today, so I waited for you here all day ."" ""Sorry , but I came as fast as I could!"""

"Why can't a porn star sneak up on anyone? Because everyone sees them coming"

"Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: Use tomato paste."

"My safe word is ""insufficient funds""."