187991

Joke of the Day

"Why do all kids with down syndrome look like they came from the same father? And the shuttle to hell is boarding if anyone cares to join me...."

Next Joke
 
"If I had a penny for every Donald Trump joke, I would have a small loan of one million dollars"
"Opportunity knocks only once, if you hear a second knock it's probably a Jehovah's witness."
"Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex."
"I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed"
"*spelling bee* Me: b-e-e Judge 1: No, sir, wait until we tell- Me: B-E-E Judge 2: I mean, he's not wrong"
"What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness? Will Feral. Edit: I tried"
"any love for Trump reversal jokes? In Obama's America, you serve the president, in Trump's America the president serves you."
"regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes"
"Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies."