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"What do they call brassieres in Germany? Holdzemfromfloppen"
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"A comedian walks into a bar full of r/historians.. [deleted]"
"Unsuspecting male: So what kind of restaurants do you like? Me: Open ones."
"My boss dressed up as Caitlyn Jenner in a mini-skirt He showed a lot of balls..."
"What is the difference between American teenage girls amd Muslim teenage girls? (Offensive) American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."
"Watch Forrest Gump *feel inspired *toss orthotics out, go for jog *1/2 block later, keel over and die next to shit happens bumper sticker"
"What do you call a people who serve in Thailand? Thai Fighters"
"How do British people explain a period..? Bloody Hell"
"If Batman doesn't wear underwear with my picture all over them, then this relationship is as one-sided as I feared."
"What's the difference between a hockey team and a New Jersey hooker? A hockey team showers after 3 periods."