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Joke of the Day

"My mate asked why I've got a Neo costume in my closet; so I told him about the time his sister said she'd only give it up for 'the one'..."

"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."

"What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus? A stand up driver."

"Wanna hear a joke? My sense of humour. *waits for laughs *hears crickets Dammit."

"Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst"

"Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart."

"Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it."

"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two tired"

"A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around."

"What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music? Rock 'n' Roll"