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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a car that grants wishes A Lamborgenie"
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"Six hour flight home I'm stuck in the middle seat and the lady behind me won't stop saying ""awesomesauce"" pray for me please"
"Watching your wife in childbirth... Is like watching your favourite pub burn down."
"what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? the taste."
"Someone flipped me off so I threw my wallet at him and said ""I love you."" He didn't even die. Killing people with kindness is hard."
"What did the cow say to the paintbrush? Moo. As told by my kid this morning."
"Hey whatcha eating? ""A pluot"" Wtf is a pluot? ""A cross between a plum & an apricot"" That's really stupid. *rides off on a liger*"
"I'm on Twitter because my family is on Facebook."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. The trouble's getting them in there."
"If masturbation lead to blindness internet would be in Braille"