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Joke of the Day

"Six hour flight home I'm stuck in the middle seat and the lady behind me won't stop saying ""awesomesauce"" pray for me please"

"I tried to upload the superbowl to... Pornhub, but they dont accept rape."

"Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."

"[Dark] What is a Muslims favourite phone? Galaxy Note 7 (Exploding Variant) Just kidding it's an iPhone, you racist fuck. This joke has probably already been said before, so please up-vote."

"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."

"What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep? A roamin' Catholic."

"If you feed Donald Trump after midnight or put him in water what will he turn into? A Kremlin."

"Mario Kart: 1) stays in first place for 3 laps 2) gets passed by 5 people at last second 3) slams controller 4) quits job 5) divorces wife"

"I caught my employee sleeping on my office couch today. I didn't know if I should fire him, or tell him what I did on it last night."

"I'd like to thank my student loans I don't think i can ever repay them for getting me through college"