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Joke of the Day

"If masturbation lead to blindness internet would be in Braille"

"Eagles Guitarist Glenn Frey died today at the age of 67... There goes all my hopes and dreams for their reunion tour: ""Bald Eagles"""

"An Trainer talks to one of his Novice Doctor... 'I cannot wait to do this operation!' 'And why is that?' 'If I could not wait to do this operation,I would be no doctor... **'I WOULD BE PATIENT!'**"

"90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it."

"My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not."

"My kids are starting to ask questions that I don't know the answers to so I'm going to have to trade them in for dumber models."

"Why do soccer players not play in the rain? It makes their makeup run."

"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock."

"At first, I was merely a stock trading enthusiast... ...but now I'm fully invested."

"Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747 Concorde and F-16!"