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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow say to the paintbrush? Moo. As told by my kid this morning."
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"Do I know any jokes about Sodium? Na"
"If you see your friend Jack on the plane... Don't say hi. Especially if his last name is King."
"Cop: How much have you had to drink? Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel"
"This entire pizza told me thigh gaps are for queers."
"I had tears in my eyes when my dad chopped up Onions I loved Onions. He was a great dog."
"My doctor prescribed me viagra and ex-lax today. Now I don't know if I'm coming or going."
"Ten years ive been looking for a play on words to impress my friends.. No pun in ten did."
"During my school days I was living on baked beans. A house would probably have been a smarter option."
"Lemonaid What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons? LemonAIDS"