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Joke of the Day

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. The trouble's getting them in there."

"What do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? A fruit roll up"

"Why did Hitler's SS soldiers love animals? They were all veteran aryans"

"*catwoman struggles into suit* *catwoman realises she needs to pee* *crie*"

"Environmentally speaking you really should reuse plastic bag's To suffocate your children"

"what after c? deez nut!"

"God made Heaven and Earth The rest made in China"

"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."

"What is your best wordplay joke? My personal favourite: Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assaulted."

"Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening... ...Mariah Carey's got your back."